Scottyja Thomasa (Scott Mechlowicz) odmah je po završetku srednje škole ostavila djevojka Fiona zbog rock zvijezde, a da bi stvar bila još gora, njegov mu je njemački prijatelj s kojim se dopisuje poslao pismo u kojem predlaže sastanak. No, kada mu njegov bistri mlađi brat ukaže na činjenicu kako je njegov on-line prijatelj zapravo prijateljica, i to iznimno zgodna, zajedno s trima prijateljima odlučuje se na polazak za Europu, gdje vesela četvorka planira provesti nezaboravno ljeto. Ono će doista i biti takvo.
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church
but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees
and Scotty doesn't know!
Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and
I'm not stopping...
Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
(X3)So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Don't tell Scotty!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)
The parkin lotWhy not?
It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!
We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know!(X4)
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)
Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Scotty's gotta go!